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The peak was reached!

Eccovi il resoconto dell’ascesa alla cima del monte Pirio. Ci scusiamo for delay of publication but we had some technical problems with communication between the satellite operations center and base camp situated at an altitude 250.

But back then the facts, the Collective Operasione Pirio had planned to start climbing at dawn to have plenty of time to reach the summit and down without being surprised by any snowstorms during the walk. The expedition led by
Pìriolo same continued between rocks very slowly, facing steps with a high technical difficulty. Also Pìriolo is about 20 cm high and then with greater reason, a stone is a stone for him.
Here, then, after that ... well 0.0208333 days' journey, our heroes reached the coveted top! Although the sky was partially covered, the cold night air crystalline offered a splendid view.
Pìriolo, the expedition leader, hopping between the masses headed for the mass of trachyte, where the magnificent statue of Mr. White Blessed Virgin Mary of Mount Pirio had been placed.

poffarbacco But ...! Dell 'bronze effigy there was no trace! Pìriolo pulled out my camera to document the special event.

Here is the photo taken by Pìriolo on the boulder that previously housed the statue of his Mr. White Blessed Virgin Mary of Mount Pirio.



The bronze artifact was then gone!

After the first moments of real terror, the expedition met to decide what to do. In fact, the same reasoning that led the intrepid heroes to reach the rugged peaks of Pirio was missing. Since we no longer present in its place a statue of Mr. White Blessed Virgin Mary of Mount Pirio was less Pìriolo (and any other statues of saints and / or fictional characters) the need to keep her company. Somehow nature (maybe reading this blog) had run its course and had reclaimed the wonderful mountain boulders Pirio. But we

Collective We are never complacent simple answers! Pìriolo then, taking up the camera and wanted to document in greater detail what remains of the foundation on which rested the statue of Mr. White Blessed Virgin Mary of Mount Pirio.

Pìriolo Here is a photo that has just missed by about 27 centimeters (about 20 cm high Pìriolo is stretching his arms and leaning on his toes will reach about 27 cm.)



As you can see the 3 rods that Mr. Pasqua has Sergio stuck in ancient trachyte are still there in all their horridness. How can we not also see the beautiful bluish color of the resins utilizzate dal nostro eroe (previo permesso dell’Ente Parco) per fissare la base della soave statuetta? Se le rocce del monte Pirio hanno qualche milionata di anni sono bastate un paio di ascese domenicali del nostro alla vetta per sfregiare irrimediabilmente uno dei massi privilegiati della cima rocciosa di monte Pirio.

Ma proviamo ad andare oltre.

Il Collettivo Operasione Pirio ha condotto delle approfondite indagini per cercare di venire a capo di questo mistero misteriosissimo.

Dopo attente indagini da parte di Pìriolo – che oltre ad essere un nanetto da giardino è anche un esperto di misteri misteriosi – egli è giunto alle seguenti plausibili conclusioni (visto che si parla di divinità o semidivinità tutto è possibile ed è bene non escludere nulla):

1. La statua di sua Sig. Santissima Biancaneve Madonnina del Monte Pirio è sempre là solo che miracolosamente non si vede ed è divenuta impalpabile al tatto e impercettibile agli organi di senso che accomunano gli Homo sapiens .
2. La statua di sua Sig. Santissima Biancaneve Madonnina del Monte Pirio è stata assunta in cielo come taluni credono sia avvenuto alla controparte in carne e ossa ( dal 1° novembre 1950 disponibile anche come dogma cattolico in comode e pratiche vaschette ).
3. La statua di sua Sig. Santissima Biancaneve Madonnina del Monte Pirio was kidnapped by a bunch of aliens with advanced technology that, given their advanced technology, they simulated the stealing (see Giacobbo ).
4. The dragon that hides in the garage of the Collective Operasione Pirio ate at night the statue of his Mr. Blessed Virgin Mary of Mount White Pirio.
5. The ghostly teapot Russell has sucked into its gravitational field the statue of his Mr. White Blessed Virgin Mary of Mount Pirio now then travels into the depths of space between Mars and Earth. A handful of
6. Homo sapiens has gone before and during the night ha trafugato in maniera assai professionale il manufatto bronzeo raffigurante sua Sig. Santissima Biancaneve Madonnina del Monte Pirio.
7. Il mostro di Spaghetti Volante ha fatto polpette della statua di sua Sig. Santissima Biancaneve Madonnina del Monte Pirio.
8. L’ invisibile unicorno rosa ha dato un calcio fortissimo con le zampe posteriori alla statuetta che è ruzzolata giù dal monte Pirio.
9. Poiché in un mondo fatato e ricco di sorprese quale è quello miracolisito/mariano tutto è possibile, se hai proposte migliori e più (in)verosimili aggiungile nei commenti al post.

I ragassi del Collettivo Operasione Pirio exhausted by the strenuous climb and a lack of oxygen (the tanks were almost empty) and then had to hastily examine some of these assumptions.

Those who leapt to the eyes as the most likely (given the mysterious circumstances) were the possibilities 2, 3 and 6.

L ' second possibility, however, was discarded because the

assumption into heaven of the' revered Mother of God "(?!?) is celebrated on August 15 so unless you want the cards and force sparigliare the hand we are definitely ahead of its time. Further, according to information available to the collective Operasione Pirio the demi Marian appears to be rather than specifying a demi. Take for example the Marian apparitions that regular with respect to direct messages to the world (?!?) occur regularly every 25 months of Medjugorje. It therefore seems unlikely that it be upgraded in the sky represented the statuette itself with 8 months in advance!

L 'option 6 is quite plausible and iron rods emerge from the rock as if they had been cut by a skilled blacksmith. The only major inconsistency that leads us to discard this possibility is the fact that the high-altitude conditions that occur on the mountain top Pirio sono assolutamente proibitive e i trafugatori avrebbero dovuto avere con loro una scorta impressionante di bombole d’ossigeno. Rimaniamo comunque aperti a questa eventualità se nuovi elementi dovessero emergere in futuro.

L’ opzione 3 è quella che il Collettivo Operasione Pirio favorisce, quantomeno momentaneamente con i dati che abbiamo a disposizione. Per alcune classi di alieni –ci vengono ad esempio in mente gli astuti “grigi”- sarebbe stato un gioco da ragazzi-alieni giungere in vetta con la loro astronave, recidere i legami che la statuetta ha con la roccia e prelevare la raffigurazione bronzea si sua Sig. Santissima Biancaneve Madonnina del Monte Pirio. Moreover, to deflect investigations into the usual unknown Homo sapiens the "gray" would have fixed everything just as if it had been done by a humanoid hominid lineage belonging to the "blacksmith".

But we do not give a damn! But wait for a scientific investigation of the final pronouncement. Nights spent in

If you saw the strange lights hovering in the sky of the Hills then please inform us here on the blog.

So here is the summit of Mount nano Pìriolo Pirio that retracts from the shipping company on the exact spot where stood the effigy of its prestigious Mr. Holy White Pirio Madonna del Monte. After a couple of snapshots throughout the expedition then returned to base camp.

Being accustomed to the conditions of high hills Pìriolo does not need oxygen.

Note in this picture of happiness Conigliolo brave fellow, and Pìriolo Conigliolo are two inseparable friends!

For Euganean Hills without votive statues, garden gnomes and various amenities planted scratch in public places of scenic beauty!

Collective Operasione Pirio